Sunday, September 19, 2010
Greenwell's Effort Falls 335 Votes Short
Kona Councilman Kelly Greenwell's year-long attempt to alienate every single voter in his district fell just 335 votes short of his goal on Saturday. It's unknown at present whether all of the 335 votes he received are attributable to Greenwell's family members or escaped mental patients, but one has to salute a valiant effort by the 69-year-old. Greenwell gave 110%, advocating numerous absurd, unpopular policies, and even managed to get himself arrested on a traffic stop. Good try, Kelly!